Lesser Known Words

Just an archive of shit I like.
undead-cypress:

At the gym today one of the personal trainers was bored and saw me kicking the boxing machine and offered to hold targets for me while I practised kicks. After we finished she asked if I wanted to try some boxing. I thought “sure, why not”
Famous last words. It turns out shes a 2nd don blackbelt and used to be on the Chinese national taekwondo team. Errrrrrr
Motivational Akihiko to remind me no matter how many times I get my ass kicked I am still a 100lb weakling and I need to fix that. By getting my ass kicked more.  
(She didn’t kick my ass. She just held up targets for me and taught me the basics of boxing. It was super fun)

undead-cypress:

At the gym today one of the personal trainers was bored and saw me kicking the boxing machine and offered to hold targets for me while I practised kicks. After we finished she asked if I wanted to try some boxing. I thought “sure, why not”

Famous last words. It turns out shes a 2nd don blackbelt and used to be on the Chinese national taekwondo team. Errrrrrr

Motivational Akihiko to remind me no matter how many times I get my ass kicked I am still a 100lb weakling and I need to fix that. By getting my ass kicked more.  

(She didn’t kick my ass. She just held up targets for me and taught me the basics of boxing. It was super fun)

— 2 days ago with 12 notes

maybeitsavirus:

Add maybeitsavirus on Snapchat for more low quality, humorless stories

— 3 days ago with 54180 notes

gunshowcomic:

hi dad

It’s about to go DOWWWNNN OH MAN I CANT WAIT FOR THE ULTIMATE FIGHT BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL!!!!

PATREON! + BACK! + STORE!

(Source: gunshowcomic.com)

— 3 days ago with 319 notes

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

— 3 days ago with 382742 notes

noobtheloser:

Intimacy is a lie we all believe. You only have yourself.

I do a lot of these. | So do other people.

Follow me on Facebook and Twitter, and check out NoobtheLoser.com

(Source: noobtheloser.com)

— 4 days ago with 9364 notes
amphiaria:

kerkec:

notagoodusername360:

ingthing:

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ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

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thepurpleeyedone:

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appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.



Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 


Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 
Well, Edgeworth?



While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

(W-wait, but I’m not—)


WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!


As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?




…It’s true that the books are definitely in the library, but look at the books that are immediately next to it, on the left side!

Specifically, the one that is titled “Lowering The Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”. Therefore, the shelf is clearly on the culture surrounding the law itself and popular culture relating to the legal world!

I hardly think it’s odd to see the Ace Attorney manga as an example of either humor in the legal world OR popular culture relating to the law!

O-Oh. I guess you have a point there…
…

…
Hey, wait a minute, pal!
Don’t go pullin’ the wool over my eyes here!

The University Library’s Online Database clearly shows that the comics are filed under “Law and Popular Culture”!
See?

It doesn’t matter whether those comics are related to the section or not; they’ve been listed under it in this library, and that’s nothing but the truth!
And since they’re filed under “Law and Popular Culture”, they’re in the exact right place they’re supposed to be!

The books next to those comics have little stickers that say “Law Pop Culture” on them! That proves the books are on the shelf meant for the “Law and Popular Culture” books!
You can’t fool me so easily, pal!



Oh, I’m not disputing the fact THAT the library owns them…

…but rather, the significance of the original testimony in light of this fact!

Recall, the witness clearly stated, “THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I’M CRYING”

However, as we have just learned, they were in a section explicitly dedicated to depictions of the law in popular culture… Which perfectly makes sense! So let me ask you….

Why did the witness act like seeing the manga in that particular part of the library was such a big deal?!? I’ll tell you why…


The witness has been DELIBERATELY MISLEADING this court this whole time!!!

…wait a minute.

It may be true that the Toledo Law Library owns these books and has them listed in its database… but can we be sure that this is really the same library?!

In other words, it’s like this. The only thing in the original image that clearly states it’s from the Toledo Law Library is that DVD, right? And furthermore, while it was claimed that the bar codes could be on the front of the books in question, there is no proof of that actually being the case. So…

What if the witness placed the books there themself, and then also placed a DVD from a different library to purposely fool people into thinking this was the Toledo one?! Unless there is some other proof that this is the Toledo Law Library, there shouldn’t be any problem with that! Actually, even if there was other proof, the witness could have set that up, too! And if this isn’t the Toledo library, that database evidence is useless! Yeah, it’s all useless!!

While there’s no definite proof that the witness is lying, there is also no definite proof to show that this wasn’t all a farce set up by the witness themself! Until it can be proven exactly which library this is, no one can ever conclude that!!
How’s that?! Beatriiiiiiiiiceeeeee?!!!
……….

…W-wait, where is… Beatrice?
………………This is… the wrong court, isn’t it?

S-sorry guys, I’ll just, um… see myself out, ihihi…….


*cackle* *cackle* Wahahahaha!

A fine conclusion to draw for a churlish, foolish siiiiiimpleton like yourself, Ushiromiya Baaaaaaaaattler! I’ll say it for you, in the red you’re so fond of!



#what is going on

amphiaria:

kerkec:

notagoodusername360:

ingthing:

notagoodusername360:

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

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Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

image

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

image

Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

image
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

image
…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.

image
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

image

(W-wait, but I’m not—)

image

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

…It’s true that the books are definitely in the library, but look at the books that are immediately next to it, on the left side!

Specifically, the one that is titled “Lowering The Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”. Therefore, the shelf is clearly on the culture surrounding the law itself and popular culture relating to the legal world!

I hardly think it’s odd to see the Ace Attorney manga as an example of either humor in the legal world OR popular culture relating to the law!

O-Oh. I guess you have a point there…

Hey, wait a minute, pal!

Don’t go pullin’ the wool over my eyes here!

The University Library’s Online Database clearly shows that the comics are filed under “Law and Popular Culture”!

See?

It doesn’t matter whether those comics are related to the section or not; they’ve been listed under it in this library, and that’s nothing but the truth!

And since they’re filed under “Law and Popular Culture”, they’re in the exact right place they’re supposed to be!

The books next to those comics have little stickers that say “Law Pop Culture” on them! That proves the books are on the shelf meant for the “Law and Popular Culture” books!

You can’t fool me so easily, pal!

Oh, I’m not disputing the fact THAT the library owns them…

…but rather, the significance of the original testimony in light of this fact!

Recall, the witness clearly stated, “THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I’M CRYING

However, as we have just learned, they were in a section explicitly dedicated to depictions of the law in popular culture… Which perfectly makes sense! So let me ask you….

Why did the witness act like seeing the manga in that particular part of the library was such a big deal?!? I’ll tell you why…

The witness has been DELIBERATELY MISLEADING this court this whole time!!!

…wait a minute.

It may be true that the Toledo Law Library owns these books and has them listed in its database… but can we be sure that this is really the same library?!

In other words, it’s like this. The only thing in the original image that clearly states it’s from the Toledo Law Library is that DVD, right? And furthermore, while it was claimed that the bar codes could be on the front of the books in question, there is no proof of that actually being the case. So…

What if the witness placed the books there themself, and then also placed a DVD from a different library to purposely fool people into thinking this was the Toledo one?! Unless there is some other proof that this is the Toledo Law Library, there shouldn’t be any problem with that! Actually, even if there was other proof, the witness could have set that up, too! And if this isn’t the Toledo library, that database evidence is useless! Yeah, it’s all useless!!

While there’s no definite proof that the witness is lying, there is also no definite proof to show that this wasn’t all a farce set up by the witness themself! Until it can be proven exactly which library this is, no one can ever conclude that!!

How’s that?! Beatriiiiiiiiiceeeeee?!!!

……….

…W-wait, where is… Beatrice?

………………This is… the wrong court, isn’t it?

S-sorry guys, I’ll just, um… see myself out, ihihi…….

*cackle* *cackle* Wahahahaha!

A fine conclusion to draw for a churlish, foolish siiiiiimpleton like yourself, Ushiromiya Baaaaaaaaattler! I’ll say it for you, in the red you’re so fond of!

(via cacophonila)

— 6 days ago with 139467 notes
jesselucas:

Here’s my contribution to the LEGENDARY CARTOONISTS card set. 
I feel very lucky to have worked on this with such amazing cartoonists! The idea was very simple, a card set featuring portraits of master cartoonists drawn by current cartoonists. With the tireless help of J Jonny Shaw and contributions by my favorite active cartoonists it became a reality!
These are being screen printed in limited sets by the amazing Maggie Lomeli at Gray Area Print. The set is debuting at SPX and you can get them as a free gift with a Retrofit Fall Subscription!

jesselucas:

Here’s my contribution to the LEGENDARY CARTOONISTS card set. 

I feel very lucky to have worked on this with such amazing cartoonists! The idea was very simple, a card set featuring portraits of master cartoonists drawn by current cartoonists. With the tireless help of J Jonny Shaw and contributions by my favorite active cartoonists it became a reality!

These are being screen printed in limited sets by the amazing Maggie Lomeli at Gray Area Print. The set is debuting at SPX and you can get them as a free gift with a Retrofit Fall Subscription!

— 6 days ago with 92 notes